Wiener Dog Doormat / Funny Doormat / Welcome Mat / Custom Doormat / Dachshund Doormat / The Grass is Greener Under My Wiener / Pet Lover

$34.00



The grass is greener under my wiener, what?! This hilarious doormat is a must for all dachshund/wiener dog lovers! The play on words here will definitely have all of your guests laughing. Our 'Wiener' door mat makes a perfect gift as well!

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Made out of natural (renewable) coir fibers, all our mats are mildew and mold resistant and have a sturdy latex/rubber backing to keep the mats firmly in place. We use a very strong adhesive and nylon fibers to create the design on the mat and then we heat set it. This process creates a 100% guaranteed fade-proof design, unlike laser-engraved and painted mats. The personalized design will last as long as the mat itself, if not longer. Your mat can have either a gray or black bottom

Our doormats are for outdoor use, but we recommend keeping them as dry as possible to avoid the fibers darkening. The mats are easy to keep clean - just shake out the rug or vacuum.

The mat size is 24" x 35.5" x 1/2" thick and weighs about 7 lbs. The personalized design is only available in black at this time.

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Just add the selected quantity of our 'Wiener' doormat to your cart. It's really that easy!

*Please see shop policies for shipping details and more information on our door mats before ordering.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/GoodDayDoormats?ref=seller-platform-mcnav#policies

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Need you door mat ASAP? No worries... we've got you covered! Simply click on the link below and just add the 'Rush My Order' listing to your cart.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/517526180/rush-my-order-2-business-days?ref=shop_home_active_1

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To request a custom design, please visit my shop page here:

https://www.etsy.com/shop/GoodDayDoormats?ref=hdr_shop_menu

Then click on "Request Custom Order" under my shop sections on the left hand side.

THANK YOU!

Shipping from United States

Processing time

4-8 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 5 - 7 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept cancellations

Frequently Asked Questions

I'm looking to get a custom door mat to be given as a gift. Can you ship my order directly to the recipient?

Yes, I can ship your order to any location within the United States. However, if you need to ship multiple items to different locations, you will have to place a separate order for each address.

Can you rush my order?

Yes, for an extra $20 I can rush your order and have it completed in 1-2 business days, instead of the normal processing time. Send us a conversation if you would like to rush your order and we will respond as soon as possible with a listing allowing you to pay the additional $20.

My doorstep is not covered very well. Will the rain or snow ruin my door mat?

My mat designs are fade-proof. However, if the coir fibers are regularly exposed to rain or water, they will start to darken slightly. This does not impact the design or durability of the mat.

Will you ship to other countries?

I only ship within the Contiguous United States. For other potential shipping opportunities, please contact me before you make a purchase. Thanks

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My mom loves wiener jokes, when I saw this I knew it would be the perfect present! She loved it and I don’t blame her! It was amazing, I’m looking to get a doormat for myself from here, can’t wait to make the purchase! Thank you


I love my new door mat! it's perfect! looks just like my dog, as he is completely black, and makes me giggle every time I've entered my house today!


The quality is great and fits perfectly at our door!


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